Harvey Dent (Two-Face)
Carbon barrel, twenty-eighth caliber, made in China. If you want to kill a servant of the people, Mr. Maroney, buy an American one. - the gun in the courtroom misfired
Either you die a hero, or you live until you become a villain.
But the darkest night is before dawn, and I promise you: dawn is near! One day Batman will answer for the laws he violated. But before us, not before this madman.
So be it. Arrest Batman. I am Batman.
It's not about what I want, but what is honest! You thought we could be good at this awful time, but you were wrong. The world is cruel, and only chance can be moral in it: impartial, impartial, honest.

Bruce Wayne (Batman)
I will be what Gotham wants.
Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to be rewarded for their faith.
Joker
No, no, no, no ... I'm killing the bus driver.
I believe that what doesn't kill you makes you ... weirder!
And I thought my jokes were bad.
How about focus? I will make this pencil disappear! Ta-daaa! ... He vanished! - puts the pencil vertically on the table and hits the guard who comes up with his head on the table so that the pencil enters the skull
Let's rewind time a year ago. Those cops and prosecutors didn't cross your path back then. And now? What's the matter? Have you all fallen off?
People like me ... People like me ... Look, I know why you only conduct your "group therapy sessions" in daylight. I know why you are afraid to go out at night. Batman. Batman showed Gotham your true colors, unfortunately. Dent is just the beginning. And as for this ... television, so to speak, plan ... Batman has no jurisdiction. He will find him and crush him like a bug. I see the informers at a glance, and ... - pointing at Lao
Everything is very simple. We will kill Batman.
If you know how to do something, don't do it for free.
Look, if we don't get this right now, soon, kid ... Gumball won't even be able to buy his grandma's joint.
Here is my business card. - puts a playing card on the table - Joker
Do you want to know where these scars come from? My dad ... He was ... a drunk and a monster. And one day he got mad more than usual. Mom grabbed a kitchen knife to protect herself, but Daddy didn't like it. And so, in front of my eyes, he stabbed her. He laughed like a madman ... And then he turned ... Heh ... And he said: "Why are you so serious, son?" He walked towards me with a knife. "Why are you so serious, son?" - he put the blade in my mouth. "Let's paint you a smile!" - and ... Why are you so serious?
So, our company is small, but we have a huge potential for energetic ... "expansion". So which of you gentlemen wants to join our team? Right now ... only one seat is vacant, so we will hold ... a competition. Don't pull. - breaks the cue and throws it on the floor between the three Gamball guards
Listen, you remind me of my father ... And I hated my father!
Oh ... Hello, beauty! You must be Harvey's bitch, hmm? You are really beautiful ... Why are you nervous? Because of the scars? Where are they from? Go here. Look at me. I had a wife. Beautiful ... How are you. She told me that I was too sad. That I need to smile more! She was a gambler, and she owed a lot to these sharks ... Heh ... One day they cut her face. We had no money for the operation, and it was killing her ... I just wanted her to smile again ... I wanted her to know that I don't care about the scars ... So I put the blade in my mouth and did it. With myself. And you know what? She couldn't see me! She left ... Now I see all the irony ... Now I always smile!
Don't you get depressed, Commissioner, knowing how lonely you are?
You cannot start from the head, otherwise the victim is immediately lost. - Batman hits the Joker head on an iron table
I wanted to know what you would do. You didn't disappoint me - you let five die. Then he let Dent take his place ... Even for people like me, it's cruel.
I don't want to kill you! What am I going to do without you? Rob the mafia again? Nooo ... You ... complement me!
For them, you are just crazy, like me. Now they need you, and if you get bored, they will throw you out like a leper. Their principles, their code, are just words forgotten at the first danger. They are what the world allows them to be. I'll show you when things go wrong, these… these civilized people will devour each other. I'm not a monster, I see right through them.
Murder is also a choice.
Do you want to know why I am using a knife? The gun is too fast. You do not have time to enjoy, to enjoy. And yet, at this very last moment, the true essence of man is revealed. So in a way, I knew your friends much better than you did. Do you want to know which of them was a coward?
I have very simple queries. I love dynamite, gunpowder and gasoline! And do you know what they have in common? They are cheap.
You only care about money. This city deserves better criminals, and I'll give them to him.
Psycho? Maybe shred you into little pieces and feed you to your dogs, hmm? Let's see how faithful the hungry dog ​​is!
It's not about money at all, the main thing is to get the meaning of the message - that everything will burn out.
Do I look like someone with a plan?
Do I know who? I'm a dog chasing a car. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught up ... So, I just do. And that's all.
You know, you know what I noticed? No one panics when everything goes according to plan ... even if the plan is monstrous. If tomorrow I tell the press that one of the gang members will be shot, if the soldier's truck is blown up, there will be no panic. Because this is all part of the plan. But when I say that some pathetic mayor is going to die, everyone suddenly loses their heads. A little anarchy, a violation of the established order - and everything around is plunged into chaos. I am the bearer of chaos. And do you know what is the basis of chaos? This is fear.
With the help of the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I am ready to send you to the next world.
You won't let me go, will you? This is what happens when an irresistible force ... collides with a stationary object.
You will not kill me for completely inappropriate self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because it's insanely fun with you!
I took the White Knight of Gotham and brought him down to our level. It was easy. After all, madness, you know, is like gravity - you just need to nudge it a little.
Alfred Pennyworth
I was in Burma many years ago. My friends and I worked for the local government. It tried to buy the loyalty of the leaders of different tribes with precious stones. But north of Rangoon, a bandit attacked the caravan from the forest. And we went to look for stones. For six months of searching, we did not find anyone who would trade them. Once I saw in the hands of a child a ruby ​​the size of a tangerine. This bandit was just throwing stones. He enjoyed it. There are simply types that operate outside of any logic. They cannot be bribed, intimidated, negotiated and compromised. These people dream of seeing the world on fire.
You will be hated, but that's the point of Batman. He can be an exile, he can choose what everyone else will not choose. And he will be right.
Life always gets worse before it gets better.
Rachel Dawes
You're the district attorney. If they don't shoot at you, then you are not doing well. - Harvey Dent
Harvey Dent, scourge of the underworld, scared to death by the mighty. - at a reception with Bruce Wayne
Other
Let's be honest. Do you think that your client, one of the richest and most influential people in the world, is a secret avenger who knocks all the crap out of criminals with his bare hands at night? And you want to blackmail this person? Good luck. - the lawyer who found evidence that Batman is Wayne
- Lucius Fox
You don't want to die, but you don't know how to take a life. Give it to me. These people will kill you and get to the button. Give it to me. You can tell them that I took it by force. I'll do what you should have done ten minutes ago. - throws out the remote from the bomb, finding himself in a situation of a prisoner's dilemma
- Killer Croc
Dialogues
Wannabe: What's the difference between you and me?
Bruce Wayne: I don't wear hockey protection.
Rachel: You wouldn't trust such a thing to chance, would you?
Harvey Dent: Of course not. I manage my own luck. - Harvey has a unique coin with two identical sides
Harvey Dent: Gotham prides itself on being a citizen of justice.
Natasha: Gotham needs heroes like you, chosen by the people, not a person who puts himself above the law.
Bruce Wayne: Exactly. Who Chose Batman?
Harvey Dent: We. All of us, who allowed different rabble to rule the city.
Natasha: But this is democracy, Harvey.
Harvey Dent: When the enemy was at the gate, the Romans abandoned democracy and appointed themselves a defender. It was not considered an honor, it was considered a duty.
Lucius Fox: I have to say, compared to your usual requests, jumping out of an airplane is somehow pretty simple.
Bruce Wayne: How do you get back on the plane then?
Lucius Fox: I can recommend a good travel agent.
Joker: State your name.
Wannabe: Brian Douglas.
Joker: Are you real Batman?
Wannabe: No.
Joker: Then why did you dress up like him?
Wannabe: This is a symbol that we shouldn't be afraid of scoundrels like you.
Joker: Yeah ... Gotta Brian. Still as they should.
Bruce Wayne: You can say "I told you so."
Alfred: Today I don't feel like it ... But I told you so.
Alfred: I guess they'll jail me too. As an accomplice.
Bruce Wayne: Accomplice? I'll tell them it was all your idea!
Gordon: Where is he?
Joker: What time is it?
Gordon: Do you care?
Joker: Well ... Depending on the time, it can be in one place or several.
Bruce Wayne: That thug in the woods in Burma - did you catch him?
Alfred: Yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred: We had to burn the forest.
Alfred: Are you going to take the Betmobile?
Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred, too noticeable.
Alfred: Then Lamborghini is less noticeable.
Harvey Dent: The Joker chose me.
Bruce Wayne: Because you were the best of us. He wanted to prove to everyone that even the nicest people like you can fall.
Harvey Dent: And he was right.
James Gordon: Why did he run away?
Gordon: Because we're chasing him.
James Gordon: He didn't do evil.
Gordon: Because he's the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the hero the city needs right now. And we chase him because he will endure. Because he is not a hero. He is a silent guardian and vigilant protector. The Dark Knight.

Quotes and quotes from the Joker, the super villain from The Dark Knight:

• I wanted to know, I wanted to know what you would do. You didn't disappoint me - you let five die. Then he let Dent take his place ... Even for people like me, it's cruel.
• You only care about money. This city deserves better criminals, and I will give them to him. Complement me!
• I took the White Knight of Gotham and brought him down to our level. It was easy. After all, madness, you know, is like gravity - you just need to nudge it a little.

• It's not about money at all, the main thing is to get the meaning of the message - that everything will burn out.
• Everything is very simple. We will kill Batman.
• I don't want to kill you! What am I going to do without you? Rob the mafia again? Nooo ... You ...
• Do you want to know why I am using a knife? The gun is too fast. You do not have time to enjoy, to enjoy. And yet, at this very last moment, the true essence of man is revealed. So in a way, I knew your friends much better than you did. Do you want to know which of them was a coward?
• If you know how to do something, don't do it for free.
• Murder is also a choice.
• So, our company is small, but we have a huge potential for energetic ... "expansion". So which of you gentlemen wants to join our team? Right now ... only one seat is vacant, so we will hold ... a competition. Don't pull. - breaks the cue and throws it on the floor between the three Gamball guards
• You will not kill me for completely inappropriate self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because it's insanely fun with you!
• No, no, no, no ... I'm killing the bus driver.
• People like me ... People like me ... Look, I know why you only conduct your "group therapy sessions" in daylight. I know why you are afraid to go out at night. Batman. Batman showed Gotham your true colors, unfortunately. Dent is just the beginning. And as for this ... television, so to speak, plan ... Batman has no jurisdiction. He will find him and crush him like a bug. I see the informers at a glance, and ... - pointing at Lao
• Let's rewind time a year ago. Those cops and prosecutors didn't cross your path back then. And now? What's the matter? Have you all fallen off?
• Listen, you remind me of my father ... And I hated my father!
• You cannot start from the head, otherwise the victim is immediately lost. - Batman hits the Joker head on an iron table
• With the help of the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I am ready to send you to the next world.
• Psycho? Maybe shred you into little pieces and feed you to your dogs, hmm? Let's see how faithful the hungry dog ​​is!
• Look, if we don't get this right now, soon, kid ... Gumball won't even be able to buy his grandma's joint.

• Oh ... Hello, beauty! You must be Harvey's bitch, hmm? You are really beautiful ... Why are you nervous? Because of the scars? Where are they from? Go here. Look at me. I had a wife. Beautiful ... How are you. She told me that I was too sad. That I need to smile more! She was a gambler, and she owed a lot to these sharks ... Heh ... One day they cut her face. We had no money for the operation, and it was killing her ... I just wanted her to smile again ... I wanted her to know that I don't care about the scars ... So I put the blade in my mouth and did it. With myself. And you know what? She couldn't see me! She left ... Now I see all the irony ... Now I always smile!
• You won't let me go, will you? This is what happens when an irresistible force ... collides with a stationary object.
• How about focus? I will make this pencil disappear! Ta-daaa! ... He vanished! - puts the pencil vertically on the table and hits the guard who comes up with his head on the table so that the pencil enters the skull
• I have very simple queries. I love dynamite, gunpowder and gasoline! And do you know what they have in common? They are cheap.
• You know, you know what I noticed? No one panics when everything goes according to plan ... even if the plan is monstrous. If tomorrow I tell the press that one of the gang members will be shot, if the soldier's truck is blown up, there will be no panic. Because this is all part of the plan. But when I say that some pathetic mayor is going to die, everyone suddenly loses their heads. A little anarchy, a violation of the established order - and everything around is plunged into chaos. I am the bearer of chaos. And do you know what is the basis of chaos? This is fear.
• Do you want to know where these scars come from? My dad ... He was ... a drunk and a monster. And one day he got mad more than usual. Mom grabbed a kitchen knife to protect herself, but Daddy didn't like it. And so, in front of my eyes, he stabbed her. He laughed like a madman ... And then he turned ... Heh ... And he said: "Why are you so serious, son?" He walked towards me with a knife. "Why are you so serious, son?" - he put the blade in my mouth. "Let's paint you a smile!" - and ... Why are you so serious?
• For them, you are just crazy, like me. Now they need you, and if you get bored, they will throw you out like a leper. Their principles, their code, are just words forgotten at the first danger. They are what the world allows them to be. I'll show you when things go wrong, these… these civilized people will devour each other. I'm not a monster, I see right through them.
• I believe that what doesn't kill you makes you ... weirder!
• Don't you get depressed, Commissioner, knowing how lonely you are?
• Do I know who? I'm a dog chasing a car. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught up ... So, I just do. And that's all.
• Here is my business card. - puts a playing card on the table - Joker
• Do I look like someone with a plan?
• And I thought my jokes were bad.

Quotes and quotes of the Joker, from the movie "The Dark Knight", translated into Russian means the Joker - a supervillain, Batman's sworn enemy.

Harvey Dent (Two-Face)

Carbon barrel, twenty-eighth caliber, made in China. If you want to kill a servant of the people, Mr. Maroney, buy an American one. - the gun in the courtroom misfired

Either you die a hero, or you live until you become a villain.

But the darkest night is before dawn, and I promise you: dawn is near! One day Batman will answer for the laws he violated. But before us, not before this madman.

So be it. Arrest Batman. I am Batman.

It's not about what I want, but what is honest! You thought we could be good at this awful time, but you were wrong. The world is cruel, and only chance can be moral in it: impartial, impartial, honest.

Bruce Wayne (Batman)

I will be what Gotham wants.

Because sometimes the truth isn't good enough. Sometimes people deserve more. Sometimes people deserve to be rewarded for their faith.

Joker

No, no, no, no ... I'm killing the bus driver.

I believe that what doesn't kill you makes you ... weirder!

And I thought my jokes were bad.

How about focus? I will make this pencil disappear! Ta-daaa! ... He vanished! - puts the pencil vertically on the table and hits the guard who comes up with his head on the table so that the pencil enters the skull

Let's rewind time a year ago. Those cops and prosecutors didn't cross your path back then. And now? What's the matter? Have you all fallen off?

People like me ... People like me ... Look, I know why you only conduct your "group therapy sessions" in daylight. I know why you are afraid to go out at night. Batman. Batman showed Gotham your true colors, unfortunately. Dent is just the beginning. And as for this ... television, so to speak, plan ... Batman has no jurisdiction. He will find him and crush him like a bug. I see the informers at a glance, and ... - pointing at Lao

Everything is very simple. We will kill Batman.

If you know how to do something, don't do it for free.

Look, if we don't get this right now, soon, kid ... Gumball won't even be able to buy his grandma's joint.

Here is my business card. - puts a playing card on the table - Joker

Do you want to know where these scars come from? My dad ... He was ... a drunk and a monster. And one day he got mad more than usual. Mom grabbed a kitchen knife to protect herself, but Daddy didn't like it. And so, in front of my eyes, he stabbed her. He laughed like a madman ... And then he turned ... Heh ... And he said: "Why are you so serious, son?" He walked towards me with a knife. "Why are you so serious, son?" - he put the blade in my mouth. "Let's paint you a smile!" - and ... Why are you so serious?

So, our company is small, but we have a huge potential for energetic ... "expansion". So which of you gentlemen wants to join our team? Right now ... only one seat is vacant, so we will run ... a competition. Don't pull. - breaks the cue and throws it on the floor between the three Gamball guards

Listen, you remind me of my father ... And I hated my father!

Oh ... Hello, beauty! You must be Harvey's bitch, hmm? You are really beautiful ... Why are you nervous? Because of the scars? Where are they from? Go here. Look at me. I had a wife. Beautiful ... How are you. She told me that I was too sad. That I need to smile more! She was a gambler, and she owed a lot to these sharks ... Heh ... One day they cut her face. We had no money for the operation, and it was killing her ... I just wanted her to smile again ... I wanted her to know that I don't care about the scars ... So I put the blade in my mouth and did it. With myself. And you know what? She couldn't see me! She left ... Now I see all the irony ... Now I always smile!

Don't you get depressed, Commissioner, knowing how lonely you are?

You cannot start from the head, otherwise the victim is immediately lost. - Batman hits the Joker head on an iron table

I wanted to know what you would do. You didn't disappoint me - you let five die. Then I let Dent take his place ... Even for people like me, it's cruel.

I don't want to kill you! What am I going to do without you? Rob the mafia again? Nooo ... You ... complement me!

For them, you are just crazy, like me. Now they need you, and if you get bored, they will throw you out like a leper. Their principles, their code, are just words forgotten at the first danger. They are what the world allows them to be. I'll show you when things go wrong, these… these civilized people will devour each other. I'm not a monster, I see right through them.

Murder is also a choice.

Do you want to know why I am using a knife? The gun is too fast. You do not have time to enjoy, to enjoy. And yet, at this very last moment, the true essence of man is revealed. So in a way, I knew your friends much better than you did. Do you want to know which of them was a coward?

I have very simple queries. I love dynamite, gunpowder and gasoline! And do you know what they have in common? They are cheap.

You only care about money. This city deserves better criminals, and I'll give them to him.

Psycho? Maybe shred you into little pieces and feed you to your dogs, hmm? Let's see how faithful the hungry dog ​​is!

It's not about money at all, the main thing is to get the meaning of the message - that everything will burn out.

Do I look like someone with a plan?

Do I know who? I'm a dog chasing a car. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught up ... So, I just do. And that's all.

You know, you know what I noticed? No one panics when everything goes according to plan ... even if the plan is monstrous. If tomorrow I tell the press that one of the gang members will be shot, if the soldier's truck is blown up, there will be no panic. Because this is all part of the plan. But when I say that some pathetic mayor is going to die, everyone suddenly loses their heads. A little bit of anarchy, a violation of the established order - and everything around is plunged into chaos. I am the bearer of chaos. And do you know what is the basis of chaos? This is fear.

With the help of the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate, I am ready to send you to the next world.

You won't let me go, will you? This is what happens when an irresistible force ... collides with a stationary object.

You will not kill me for completely inappropriate self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because it's insanely fun with you!

I took the White Knight of Gotham and brought him down to our level. It was easy. After all, madness, you know, is like gravity - you just need to nudge it a little.

Alfred Pennyworth

I was in Burma many years ago. My friends and I worked for the local government. It tried to buy the loyalty of the leaders of different tribes with precious stones. But north of Rangoon, a bandit attacked the caravan from the forest. And we went to look for stones. For six months of searching, we did not find anyone who would trade them. Once I saw in the hands of a child a ruby ​​the size of a tangerine. This bandit was just throwing stones. He enjoyed it. There are simply types that operate outside of any logic. They cannot be bribed, intimidated, negotiated and compromised. These people dream of seeing the world on fire.

You will be hated, but that's the point of Batman. He can be an exile, he can choose what everyone else will not choose. And he will be right.

Life always gets worse before it gets better.

Rachel Dawes

You're the district attorney. If they don't shoot at you, then you are not doing well. - Harvey Dent

Harvey Dent, scourge of the underworld, scared to death by the mighty. - at a reception with Bruce Wayne

Other

Let's be honest. Do you think that your client, one of the richest and most influential people in the world, is a secret avenger who knocks all the crap out of criminals with his bare hands at night? And you want to blackmail this person? Good luck. - the lawyer who found evidence that Batman is Wayne

- Lucius Fox

You don't want to die, but you don't know how to take a life. Give it to me. These people will kill you and get to the button. Give it to me. You can tell them that I took it by force. I'll do what you should have done ten minutes ago. - throws out the remote from the bomb, finding himself in a situation of a prisoner's dilemma

- Killer Croc
Dialogues

Wannabe: What's the difference between you and me?
Bruce Wayne: I don't wear hockey protection.

Rachel: You wouldn't trust such a thing to chance, would you?
Harvey Dent: Of course not. I manage my own luck. - Harvey has a unique coin with two identical sides

Harvey Dent: Gotham prides itself on being a citizen of justice.
Natasha: Gotham needs heroes like you, chosen by the people, not a person who puts himself above the law.
Bruce Wayne: Exactly. Who Chose Batman?
Harvey Dent: We. All of us, who allowed different scum to rule the city.
Natasha: But this is democracy, Harvey.
Harvey Dent: When the enemy was at the gate, the Romans abandoned democracy and appointed themselves a defender. It was not considered an honor, it was considered a duty.

Lucius Fox: I have to say, compared to your usual requests, jumping out of an airplane is somehow pretty simple.
Bruce Wayne: How do you get back on the plane then?
Lucius Fox: I can recommend a good travel agent.

Joker: State your name.
Wannabe: Brian Douglas.
Joker: Are you real Batman?
Wannabe: No.
Joker: Then why did you dress up like him?
Wannabe: This is a symbol that we shouldn't be afraid of scoundrels like you.
Joker: Yeah ... Gotta Brian. Still as they should.

Bruce Wayne: You can say "I told you so."
Alfred: Today I don't feel like it ... But I told you so.

Alfred: I guess they'll jail me too. As an accomplice.
Bruce Wayne: Accomplice? I'll tell them that it was all your idea!

Gordon: Where is he?
Joker: What time is it?
Gordon: Do you care?
Joker: Well ... Depending on the time, it can be in one place or several.

Bruce Wayne: That thug in the woods in Burma - did you catch him?
Alfred: Yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred: We had to burn the forest.

Alfred: Are you going to take the Betmobile?
Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred, too noticeable.
Alfred: Then Lamborghini is less noticeable.

Harvey Dent: The Joker chose me.
Bruce Wayne: Because you were the best of us. He wanted to prove to everyone that even the nicest people like you can fall.
Harvey Dent: And he was right.

James Gordon: Why did he run away?
Gordon: Because we're chasing him.
James Gordon: He didn't do evil.
Gordon: Because he's the hero that Gotham deserves, but not the hero the city needs right now. And we are chasing him because he will endure. Because he is not a hero. He is a silent guardian and vigilant protector. The Dark Knight.

Everyone has heard the Joker quotes from Nolan's The Dark Knight, but what does the Joker say in the comics?

This is what we will find out today.

Joker Comics Publisher: DC Comics

Year of issue: 2008
“Never apologize for the way you look”

“Bigamy is like tax evasion. Whenever you want
get everything without spending anything…. "

The Joker says to Batman: “Obviously ... and everyone knows.

You put on your shame like a banner because you have no eggs to accept it as it is.

Yes…. just look at yourself…. Doomed to be afraid, you dress in black because you want everyone to think of you as a monster. But nevertheless, you left on yourself this little window of flesh….

A glimpse on a perfect chin, obviously - a chiseled appearance, not lips, but the mouth of a monster ...

Why do you want everyone to see this? Tell me why?

Batman replies: "So you can see my taunt."

Batman / Batman, Year of issue: 1940-2011,

251 Five Roads to Joker's Revenge!

“His life is in my hands ... I can knock out the last
spirit…. without the slightest effort!

I can finally triumph! But what kind of victory it would be ... Rather, luck made my attack on him so successful!

I have always imagined my victory as the result of deceit…. at the end of an excruciating struggle between Batman and me…. in which he uses his skill as a detective, and I - a divine gift that people call madness!

No! Without the game that Batman and I have been playing for so many years, victory is nothing! He will live - until I destroy him in a dignified way! ”

Comic - Batman: The Killing Joke

- Well, that you had time to see my property?

Are they right for you?

“Well… it's all extremely tasteless and ugly. except
Moreover, here, undoubtedly, all the homeless of the area defecate.

The rides are so dilapidated that they cannot be ridden without risking their lives, and this can lead to the injury - or even death - of innocent little children.

- So you don't like it?

- I do not like? Yes, I'm crazy about this place.
“Oh, don’t you worry so.

She has a mental illness that is widespread among former librarians, she thinks she has turned into a book, so she throws herself on the table ...
Of course, the condition of this instance is poor.

There is a huge hole in front ... yes, and in general, it is falling apart in half. To be honest, I don’t think this edition will sell well this way.

Although, if you think about it, the chances that she will now in principle ever be able to walk are extremely small, but this is the eternal problem of boring books. Lord, how boring is this talk about literature! "

" - I remembered.

- Remembered? Wow, I wouldn't do that if I were you!
Memories are dangerous. The past is full of anxiety and excitement. Memory is so insidious.

First, she presents you with a bouquet of pleasures.
Touching native smells of childhood, the magical radiance of youth - all this tinsel ...

And then it leads you to a place where you do not want to return at all ... where it is cold and dark, where blurry shadows wander in the fog, which, as you hoped, would never return.

Memories, these little assholes, can be mean and nasty. Quite like ideas, haha.

But can we live without them? After all, memory is the foundation of the mind. And therefore, we reject reason if it cannot come to terms with our own past.

On the other hand, why not? No one seems to have a long-term commitment to reason! Why be sane and sober all the time? "

“So, in case of an unsuccessful turn of your thoughts, if suddenly you are at full speed brought into that corner of memory where unbearable horror reigns, remember: Madness is always near. Madness is an emergency exit.

You can simply step through the threshold, leave this nightmare behind, and lock the door.

To shut yourself off from him ... Forever. "

“Oooh, I understand ... you are confused. You are scared. And who would not be scared in your place? You are in a damn difficult position!

But you know, despite the fact that life is a jar of cherry jam, and you have recently come across some bones, you should always remember one thing ...

Chaos, pain, fear are everywhere, the whole world is bathed in tears, and the news is devastation, hunger and war ...

But I am ready to give you advice on how to escape from these troubles. Doubt
no - my concept is correct.

Fly off the katu-uuu-ears - gracefully, like an airplane!

Get off the katu-uuu-ears - spit, dance the cancan ... "
“Mister, life is beautiful in a safe cage - drive away
worldly rubbish ...

Trade all that tin for room six and injections twice a day!

So eat your wings like a fast train without wheels!

Let's go kry-yyy-shes, like a drunken skier down a slope!

Let there be a lot of worries around, let the people groan mournfully - you can smile with all your mouths!

Yes, your son is a moron, your wife is screaming hysterically, but you are calm like a Cheshire cat!

Lose the rassu-uuu-udka, like Hamlet, Buddha and Nero ... Reality shu-uuu duck, this whole life is a nightmare ..! "Ladies and Gentlemen!

You read about it in the newspapers, and now you will see with your own eyes! Tremble: this is one of the rarest and most monstrous mistakes of nature!

So …. a completely ordinary person!

On the surface, he is unremarkable, but how perverted his scale of values ​​is!

Pay attention to the horribly inflated reverent attitude towards human life!

To the ugly protruding socialization and the disgusting scab of optimism! This is not a sight for the faint of heart, is it?

But the most disgusting thing is the offshoots of rationality and the desire for
order.

If too heavy a load presses on them…. they break. You ask me how he is still alive.

How can the pitiful unfortunate representatives of this species survive in this cruel and crazy world?

The answer is simple and sad: with great difficulty.

As soon as they come face to face with the obvious fact that human life is irrational, meaningless and consists of a series of accidents, every eighth individual breaks down and becomes completely insane!

But can you really blame them? In a world as inadequate as ours ... any other reaction would be sheer madness! ”

“I have convincingly demonstrated that I am no different from others. One day, not wondered, is enough for the most intelligent person in the world to fall into a fool.

This is what stands between me and everyone else.

One bad day. You also had a bad day, too, huh?

I know that it is ... One bad day - and everything changed.

Otherwise, why would you walk around in a flying rat costume?

You had a bad day and you went crazy - just like everyone else. Only you, for some reason, do not want to admit it! And for some reason you pretend that there is meaning in life, and that it is still worth fighting ... ”

“By the way, what happened to you? What made you who you are?

Maybe your girlfriend got shot by gangsters?

Or did some street thief stab your brother? I bet it was something like that ... something like that ...

You know, about the same thing happened to me, I ... I'm not quite
I'm sure ... sometimes I remember one thing and sometimes another.

After all, if I really have to have a past, then why only one? "

“But the point is…. the bottom line is that I'm out of my mind.

I saw that our life was just a cruel, nightmarish joke, and I completely went crazy!

And I admit it! Why can't you?

That is ... you, it seems, are not a fool! You have to be realistic. "

"Life is a joke! All human values, everything a person has ever fought for, is nothing more than a part of a terrible, insane prank!

So why don't you want to see the funny side?

Why aren't you laughing? "

“You brought your poodles straight to my hyenas boys…. I brought my hyenas to your poodles ...

Two wonderful German dogs who were lucky enough to find each other!
A cup of freshly squeezed Joker poodles! ”

“Did you know you look like models?

More precisely, two Ford Model T ...

After a head-on collision ... And I judge precisely by the appearance! "

“… I went to Metropolis to have fun and kill several million people!

If your retinas start to crack, do not hesitate, eye licking is my specialty. "

Batman - Harley Quinn

“It always seemed to me that I was a bit of a womanizer, I’m unlikely to tie myself with family ties with someone, mainly because tying me up is the duty of the orderlies.”

Joker addresses Superman: “A smear or a man?

The question that the entire Metropolis is asking!

“Let me be frank. In fact I'm in it all
newbie.

I mean the white-faced super criminal with green hair. I am still trying to find out if I am such a criminal who has some kind of requirements.

Am I a criminal at all? "

“Superman: Seems to plant bombs all over the city
not entirely legal ...

Joker: Yes, but I did it because I wanted to meet
with you.

I really didn't think of anything else.
Requirements are a cliché.

Perhaps sometimes I will have requirements, and sometimes not. Pretty funny, isn't it? "

“Joker: I had only one requirement, and I suppose it
fulfilled, so…. I guess I'll just blow the bombs right out
now …

Superman: I do not believe you.

Joker: Sorry?

Superman: I do not believe that you have not planned anything but a meeting
with me. You seem smart. And this is stupid.

You are not saying something. Because it still seems
that you're trying to come across as smart and crazy
but most of what you say is just boring and
ridiculous.

Joker:“Boring”?

Superman: Yeah, I mean ... it feels like you're doing your best.

Joker: Loud statement from a guy who wears panties
over the pants.

Superman: Ha ha ha!

Joker: And this shirt is clearly too small for you, moron ... maybe next time you should wear something bigger than S! ”

“You don't really have what most of us do
by themselves.

You don't even seem to have any particular motivation other than truth, justice, and the American Dream, whatever that means.

Oh, you're a nice guy who can fly.

Wow cool.

Even in your suit there is nothing special, you don't feel any individuality, it looks like a silly pajamas. "

“Every night you leave your house and show them what you can do, but sometimes it’s not about you. And in an opponent who is in trouble. "

Batman

“All of you, Batman and company, under your little masks! Exactly. I know your little secret personalities!

I know your names, your addresses ... hell, even what kind of soap each of you uses in the shower (and why you always smell so good, Nightwing!)

And now I know who you all are, that is, I know who you really are.

I must say ... you are a bunch of $ #! @&NS! HAHaHaHaHa! "

“Joker: These mugs? They're crooks, Ozzy. They don't see this city like you and me. They don't know why what they are doing is really important.

Penguin: I wouldn't have thought you were thinking about organized crime at all.

Joker: Oh, I don’t think. Not really. Personally, I think organization takes away all the fun of crime.

But in his kingdom ... It is the inherent brand of evil. And you do it the best. You know it's all for him.

These petty criminals, robbers, murderers and drug dealers ...

They feed him. They give him a goal. They bow before the bat and fear him, as if he was God himself.

Because that's who he is, Ozzy!

Admiration. Crime is the religion that keeps his city alive!

And you keep them at bay, you support his strength ...

You are a bishop in his dark kingdom and you know best how to govern his parishioners.

So run them Ozzy! I've already taken my first steps!

Now you just have to destroy the rest and rule this city, as you always wanted. "